Sunday, October 24, 2010

That's What The Doctor Ordered

Time for a check-up.  How are you feeling today?  I hope you are well.

If not, music is the best medicine unless you have a disease.  What are your symptoms?  Perhaps, like Springsteen, you have a "Fever".  Let's examine what might be causing that fever.  Do you have a "Chest Fever" like Three Dog Night, or do you have the Full Moon Fever like Tom Petty?  If you're lucky, you only have a slight fever like a "Pac Man Fever" or a "Justin Bieber Fever".  If you're from the Country, you might have Ferlin Husky's "Freightliner Fever" or David Allen Coe's "White Line Fever".  If you have been dancing, you might have "Boogie Fever" or "Night Fever".   Lord help you if you have "Cat Scratch Fever".
Here's my favorite kind of fever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ0CCh2rg5s
It's "Jungle Fever" by the Chakachas.

Have you been "Too Sick To Pray" like Willie Nelson or "Sick As A Dog" like Aerosmith?  Perhaps you were recently ill and now you are "Sick Again" like Led Zeppelin.  I thought I might be coming down with something but I only have a "Bad Case of Loving You" like Robert Palmer.  At least I'm not "Sick of You", like Lou Reed.  Warren Zevon said "Don't Let Us Get Sick".

If we do get sick, we have lots of healthcare options.  Like the Beatles, we could visit "Doctor Robert".  Ben Folds goes to "Dr. Yang".  They Might Be Giants go to "Dr. Worm".  He's an actual worm. Gary Glitter is a patient of "Dr. Who".  Lil' Wayne goes to "Dr. Carter".  Motley Crue visit "Dr. Feelgood", quite often, I suspect.  The Who needed frequent medical care because on A Quick One they called "Doctor, Doctor", on Tommy "There's A Doctor", and on Quadrophenia they visited "Dr. Jimmy".  My best advise for you is to avoid the "Witch Doctor".  As for me, like Kiss, I'm "Calling Dr. Love".  Ted Nugent would agree it's "Just What The Doctor Ordered".

Stay well.

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